Salma Hayek Exhales Crack By Her Child
Admirable ole Salma Hayek wasn’t exactly freebasing drugs in the presence of her child, but she was smokin’ a fat tar-filled cigarette correct next to the kid. Salma Hayek was always a decent role model for kids. But now, with a cigarette in her kid’s face? I’m no left wing child’s advocate or anything, but that’s nice-looking sick if you ask me. She [read full story]
Uber Model Turned Uber Mother I’d like to fuck Elle Macpherson Bathing Suit
Australian born supermodel of way back Elle MacPherson was snapped wearing an itsy bitsy teenie cock bathing suit at Sydney Harbour Beach this past weekend. The 6′ tall head turner is aging like a good wine and she is as in shape as ever. When my wife is her age I’d be happy if she looked half as in shape. Want to see celebrity mogul Elle nude a few years back? Check her out at [read full story]
Lily Allen Topless At The Beach
It’s Lily Allen topless! Scratching your head at this bit of naked news? Then your taste in music must run counter to the music fans over in England, where Lily Allen is beautiful famous, both for her music and her musical collaborations and for her tabloid-friendly tirades, in public and on her webpage. But hey, that’s how Lily Allen got famous in the first place — [read full story]
Tiffani Amber Thiessen Naked
Check out these nude and topless pics of actress Tiffani Amber Thiessen. I’m sure I’m not the only one that has had a crunch on Tiffani since she was on Saved By The Bell. And what man didn’t love her as the vixen on Beverly Hills 90201. I always knew that she was one of the starlets that got very naughty behind closed doors and now we finally get to see it all. We get to see [read full story]
Sharon Stone Still Looking Sexy
Check out this mixed archive of hot Sharon Stone images. Before there was sex tapes and paparazzi images, there was Sharon Stone. I’ll never forget when my friends and I snuck in a copy of Basic Instinct. We all crowded around the television to see the scene where she opened up her legs and flashed her muff. Really all you could see was her pubic hair, but at the time it was life [read full story]
Heidi And Spencer Banned From ?The Hills? Wrap Party
When it rains, it pours, and that’s how it’s this week with the great news about all your “favorite” celebrities! As reported last time, Paris Hilton had her Paris Palace broken into, all due to her own stupidity, and now there’s another treat from Santa Claus in the form of laugh-out-loud news about our favorite couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Be [read full story]
Glamour Models Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Get Busted Up
Ever since they both started in the modeling world, UK glamour models Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh have been partnered together for a myriad of shoots. Why is this? Probably coz they pack FF and G cup milk cans and they love to exploit these giant wobblers for financial gain. I can’t say that I blame ‘em. Actually, I worship them for it. I wish more celeb glamor models would [read full story]
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady At long last Settling Down
The tabloids were spinning this weekend that Tom Brady at long last proposed to Gisele Bundchen while on a private chartered jet plane. Apparently there was over Twenty dozen white roses and loads of worthwhile champagne for the occasion. These rumors have been debunked by Tom’s dad who said he’s heard nothing of this and would be in the loop. Something tells me Daddy is out of [read full story]
Some Artistic Holly Madison Spreads, Before Criss Gal
I like to remember Holly Madison when she was under Hef’s wing. This whole Criss Girl thing she’s got going on right now kind of makes my stomache churn. The dude is a loser plain an simple, his magic is at about the same level as the rabbit in a hat. Although Criss landing a breasty Playmate celebrity is just approximately as awesome as the first time you saw the rabbit trick. [read full story]
Claire Danes Lost Her Butt At The Beach
There are some that’d say that Emmy winner actress Claire Danes is looking a tad emaciated here. Others will think this babe just looks skinny but where did her ass go? People like me will say Claire is looking outstanding. I worship slender Hollywood celebs, who cares if they do not have overweight ghetto asses. Pro-ana is vulnerable and I love to see Claire Danes exposed and naked [read full story]
Kate Beckinsale’s Bathing Costume Shots For Hottest MOTHER I’D LIKE TO FUCK Body 2008
Maybe Kate Beckinsale isn’t as young as she once was, but look at the bid fashion model body she still has. Most nineteen year old girls I know would kill to have a body like that. She was the chick in Pearl Harbor but right about now all I can think about is pearl necklace if you feel me. Kate Beckinsale gets my nomination for prettiest Hollywood MILF in the world for 2008. See more [read full story]
Eva Longoria Parker in Bathing Suit: 2008 Highlights
Eva Longoria has a lot going for her and a lot going on from her head to her toes. This was shot earlier this year when she was on hiatus in Italy. Her husband Tony Parker is nowhere to be seen so I’ll presume he was fucking some groupies in a beach public restroom. Either way Eva is looking a little thick in these celebrity bikini candids so she is apparently having plenty of fun in [read full story]
Merry Christmas From Danielle Lloyd And Her Luscious Boobs
It’s the Yuletide season so we’re spreading the Holiday cheer the best way we know how — ignoring the A-List celebs all bundled up in layers of lingerie as they snuggle next to the fireplaces in their mansions and vacation houses — so that we can bring you something better. Now how can an English glamour model be better than gossip on some really famous Tinseltown [read full story]
Is This Mariah Carey’s Ta-Ta’s or Mary Carey’s?
Mariah Carey toted her little terrier, I mean boy-toy Nick Cannon to Colorado to enjoy the holidays and somehow thought it was a nice time to flaunt her ambitious cleavage. She doesn’t care that it is freezing cold outside, she’s still going to show all of us bad Joes her big celeb tits. And for that, I salute her. With my knob. Get Mariah Carey upskirts, nipp slips and all kinds [read full story]
Paris Hilton Knows The Robber, Retaliates
Paris Hilton mentioned in a recent interview that she is pretty sure she knows who heisted the valuables from her lair. This hottie then laid down an open ended ultimatum telling the dude to return her junk in an anonymous taxi. What amazes me is that Paris Hilton remembers who she’s team-fucked in her crib. He must have been there less than 5 days prior to the incident. Wanna see [read full story]

