AnnaLynne McCord Sinks To New Lows By Copying Heidi Montag

Are the ratings for the spinoff of 90210 that bad?  Is AnnaLynne McCord so desperate for it to stay on the air that she has to stoop as low as this?  Just check out the two pics posted here to compare, and try not to hurl at the sight of that Heidi Montag PR stunt from a few months back.  Now why would a steaming hot gal like AnnaLynne McCord try and lift something from a freakish, surgically-enhanced paparazzi-slut like Heidi Montag?  I mean, AnnaLynne’s got some talent at least, so she shouldn’t gonna stoop so low as to try something from the Montag-Pratt bag of tricks.  That Satanic tag team will do everything to give the paparazzi something to post on a slow news day, but Heidi Montag holding these mounds in frontof her rack was scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Even for them, whose barrel has no backside that I know of yet.

And so now we have AnnaLynne McCord holding these cans in front of her melons while at the supermarket like the other two were.  If you want to save your show that badly, all you got to do is give us another titty-popping moment, girl.  Even with juggs that can’t be as delicious as Heidi’s fake boobs, you’ll have us eating out of the palm of your hand by showing these fresh, natural nips again.  But instead you’re showing off your “cans” in the supermart aisle like some reality show famewhore with nothing but gimmicks to sustain the public’s interest in her.  Okay, so maybe that’s no so far off from her situation on “90210“, but at least this babe doesn’t have a douchebag like Spencer Pratt around to drag her down with his presence.  So chin-chin AnnaLynne, you’re a chick we’re still pulling for, as long as you don’t ever hook up with a grinning desperate douche like Pratt.  And show us your cans for real, like the kinky celebs on this site, while we’re still watching, why dontcha?