Britney Spears And Tera Patrick To Co-Star In A Tarantino Film?

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Quentin Tarantino is a cinematic genius when it comes to all things hip, violent, kinky and B-movie-ish. So who better than he to do a remake of Russ Meyer’s “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” This exploitation movie classic from the king of busty movie scenes is just begging for the Tarantino treatment, and as usual, Quentin has some really interesting casting ideas. This is the guy who resuscitated John Travolta’s career with “Pulp Fiction“, and gave Robert Forster and Pam Grier a fine comeback vehicle with “Jackie Brown“.

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So who does he plan on casting for the luscious roles in this hot crime thriller? How about Britney Spears as the psychotic lesbian stripper Varla, and porn star Tera Patrick in the role done by Tura Satana? Tera Patrick is a dead ringer for Satana, and Britney would be great as a lesbian stripper, having had experience kissing Madonna. Even though Spears’ reps have told she’s concentrating on her new album, we can always hope that Britney comes to her senses and realizes this is Quentin fuckin’ Tarantino who wants to get her, and it’ll give her instant cred when it comes to her movie career.

Well, while we’re waiting for Tarantino’s next exploitation masterpiece, we can check out more of Britney Spears, and maybe even Tera Patrick here on this website!

This post is created on 08.29.2008 in the category: Video