Britney Spears has an (almost) nip slip

I just realized the wierdest thing. We’ve seen her hairless slit. We’ve seen her hairless head. But I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Britney Spears do a full-on nipple slip. With all of her insane antics during the whole “breakdown” phase where she threw caution (and her underwear) to the wind, she’s been nice-looking careful about her knockers. Even now, with the discovery of these pictures, we still don’t get to see the full teat.

Here we see Brit Brit, date unknown but from the looks of things I think this is about after Blackout but before Circus. She’s just strutting out and approximately, when POP! down goes her blouse. True enough the paparazzi was there to document the whole thing, including a camera practically in her face (or in this case, boob) surely using that zoom lens to the fullest. It’s fantastic how close he is. Anyway, with all this commotion Britney forgot she wasn’t wearing a bra (she has issues with remembering underwear?) and almost let it all hang out. She stops herself in the nick of time, but not before we get a glorious look at half of her areola.

It always amazes me when I see a celebrity nip slip. Haven’t you fellows heard of double-side tape? I mean, it’s like, what, 40 cents at the local mom and pop. For stars who make millions of dollars, what’s a mere 40 cents compared to the disgrace and infamy of exposing your love muffins in public? But then again, we’re talking about Crazy Britney here. You know, 2005 Britney. So I’m not surprised at the “accident”. I’m surprised this babe didn’t take the costume off and start dancing buck naked as the paps descended on her like hungry vultures.

So, now that all is normal in the world of Brit Brit, we’ll just hafta settle for on-stage slit slips, insane text messages to Anand, and fixed wailing about being treated like a child by her over-protective parents. Well, In my opinion, if you don’t wanna be treated like a child, you got to stop acting like one. But trust Britney to bring out the avid very very soon. Just like the insanity you’ll discover here – hot and eager Britney Spears just for your enjoyment.