Britney Spears Is Really Back According To Rolling Stone

It looks like the VMA Awards were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to Britney Spears lovefests, because another pop music institution is making a big deal about Britney’s return to form (literally, as these photographs show — even with all the airbrushing).  You’d think that those people didn’t enjoy those scandal sheet episodes like everyone else, with all the snatch-flashing and head-shaving white trash goodness you could handle.

My guess is we’re all just in need of a fine, long wank fest, with all the pressure everyone’s been under, coz of the recession and recent elections.  And we can’t do that with a shaved Britney pigging out everyday with whatever this babe can get her hands on, washed down with a gallon of beer.  So yeah, I guess we ought to be thankful this hottie’s gotten that hawt bod back, the one we were all drooling over back when this honey first showed up in her hot student outfit.

That’s the kind of body you can see in her new Rolling Stones pictorial, and if you can ignore the crazy look in her eye that’s still there, you’ll be hard as a rock in no time, especially when you remember her debauched party angel ways.  Want to refresh your memory?  Click on this link to go back to those weird-ass Britney Spears days of yore, and bet on it that she’ll be back to her mad tricks in no time!