Celebrity Break Ups: Katy Perry and Jennifer Love Hewitt

No, they didn’t break up with each other.  That would’ve been a blazing hot Sapphic relationship that would absolutely push everything Lindsay Lohan does off the front page.  But it looks like it hasn’t been a pleasant New Year for these 2, separately.  For Katy Perry, it was her boyfriend Travis McCoy who broke up with her.  And then he posts a rap about it on his blog.  ‘Cause nothing says “I’m gangsta and I just kicked my ho out the door” more than a blog.  With some rap in it.  Oh well, it’s not like he’s done any drive-by shootings, he’s just from the band Gym Class Heroes.  Check out his excellent rhymes here (and by excellent I mean retarded):

My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t gonna take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, hottie, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door

Hmmm…  Maybe if you throw in some machine gun fire it would sound better in your head?  Oh well, I guess that’s why Katy Perry’s been showing off her boobs a lot lately.  And that bodes well for us, when it comes to the recent break up of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her former fiance Ross McCall.  If seeing Katy Perry’s juicy bra buddies on display in bikinis and tight and skimpy outfits recently was hot, imagine how the world would be with Hewitt’s generous set of scoops being displayed.  Yes, the ice caps are going to have a hard time surviving this year with Jennifer Love Hewitt swinging around her voluptuous cleavage as this chick goes on the hunt for a replacement for McCall.

To remind you of why Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest being unfettered is a nice thing, check out her naughty pics and flicks here on this website!