George Clooney Gets Cindy Crawford Tipsy and Goes in For the Kill

American actor fella George Clooney threw a charity event at his London estate the other night and a star studded list of people showed up to help benefit Darfur. Now, I know the kids in Darfur are better off now that Cindy Crawford got hammered and drove to her hotel in a Bentley. I mean, the lil guys should be grateful! If I had a big projector I’d play it over the African skies showing the celebrity sex scandal video with Cindy Crawford getting team-fucked on a hotel balcony. That’d at least provide a little closure.

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