Gisele Bundchen?s Grade-A Loins Are Off The Market!

If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, this babe is no longer looking – commitment or just plain mindless fucking. This hottie has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That’s the sound of excited dudes all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and private” – with most guests being chiefly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest chick on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime this guy wants. Getting her to do some beautiful wicked things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent honey”, I’ll just gonna jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the bawdy stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m gorgeous sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her man!