Heidi And Spencer Faked Their Wedding?

Heidi and Spencer have apparently played the press like a virtuoso violinist.  Well, you can consider that statement true only if you consider the tabloids and celeb scandal sites “the press”, and also if you can use the terms “Heidi and Spencer” and “virtuoso” in the same sentence, which is against the laws of physics, by the way.  Just ask Stephen Hawking.  Besides, it was the real news media that at last got to the behind of this publicity stunt, a week or so after tabloid sites across the web were posting pictures of this vomit-inducing couple and blabbering about their elopement in Mexico.  But the Associated Press smelled something fishy, and no, it wasn’t just Heidi Montag’s cunt.  According to those actual journalists, who actually went to college to learn approximately this shit, instead of just signing up on Word Press, MTV was granted permission to film in a Beverly Hills courtroom — but after office hours!  Also, in the teaser for the fourth season of “The Hills” hyping their supposed marriage, the judge in the courtroom footage isn’t one of their judges.

I guess it’s now obvious to even the most moronic human being out there that  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will do everything, and I mean anything, for any sort of attention from the media, mainstream or not.  Hell, they’re probably even pleased as punch with this post and hundreds of others like it that are revealing their hoax to the world.  Hey, good or bad, it’s still publicity for those two, and they’re just lapping it up and laughing like hyenas at the watering hole.  Ah, if only there were a way to make this pic come true and throw Spencer Pratt in prison, where the inmates can make him their Heidi.  Of cuz this man’ll probably enjoy all that tush-fucking action, but I’m just hoping he’ll catch some AIDS or something.  That way, Heidi Montag wil be left alone and desperate, and ready to doporn, which this hottie was born to do.  A celebrity dilettante sex video like the ones on this site will do for starters, as long as it doesn’t have that douchebag Pratt in it…