Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Must Be Eager

Mad like a fox we think, though.  They’ll obviously do anything for public attention, but even with a total lack of talent, and the knowledge that they’re doing it all for publicity, we just can’t look away when they make these out-of-this-world pronouncements.  Like when Heidi declared on Ryan Seacrests’s radio show recently that she was still a virgin, with Spencer Pratt backing her up, saying they sleep together with a pillow in between them.  If this honey’s still a virgin, why did she have a pregnancy scare on one episode of “The Hills” last season?  Then there’s her plan to get The Pope to officiate their televised wedding.  We’re not even mentioning how she equated herself with Jesus coz of persecution, and all the while posing for the fakest publicity photos possible whenever the opportunity arises.  They’ve got a lot of people vomiting from disgust, but they’re still on TV and all over the net, so they must be doing something correct.

We think the secret of their success is still Heidi Montag’s boobies, and if you think so too, then you’ve need to check out this link…