Here?s Something To Ruin Your Christmas: Amy Winehouse Topless!

Bah, humbug my kiddies!  So you thought Ebenezer was the ultimate Scrooge, did you?  You think Bob Cratchit got a raw deal from him back at the start, before ol’’Nezer got all soft and liberal on us?  Well that was nothing compared to the smackdown I’m going to put on your Christmas with one simple behave of blogging!  Lo, and behold:  Amy Winehouse topless and frolicking in the waters of some misbegotten beach.

Yep, I know you probably can’t forgive me for posting her topless photographs here and showing you her crack-addict boobies, but think of it as a way to lose weight in this season of unmitigated feasting.  Just print out these Amy Winehouse topless photos and post it near a source of food, and you’ll instantly have no appetite the next time you get close to your food source and see that picture in the vicinity!  And think about how it would affect these already eating — that’s right, projectile vomiting is probably going to be the result; a temporary bulimia for the holidays that’ll keep those calories off, but ruin your Christmas spirit in the process.

Well, there’s one thing you can do to avoid all that misery, but it’s a very radical procedure you’re going to got to try.  Why not…  Enjoy her topless pics?  That’s right, why not take a look at those photographs of Amy Winehouse’s funbags and start licking your lips and getting all turned-on and sweaty over them?  You know you can do it — just a case or two of gin and a lot of squinting is all you need and soon you’ll be convincing yourself it’s Miranda Kerr frolicking topless on the beach!  Ha-ha-ha!  Gotcha, you actually tried it, didn’t you?  Okay, joke’s over, the best way to clear your head of this image is to click on this link and check out the other sexy and lusty celebs getting naked on that site!