Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are over. Again. Maybe?

These Hollywood couples are just dropping like flies. Although, I got to confess that whenever Jennifer Aniston is mentioned, I’m not surprised to hear approximately a break-up. After having her heart crushed into a million little pieces when Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie, Jen has beautiful much left a trail of man carnage ever since, jumping from man to dude and never having any lasting relationship. So it comes as no shock that she and her latest manwhore John Mayer have been rumored to have broken up finally.

I say finally because rumor is this isn’t the first time these 2 have ended their relationship. Though I don’t know the specifics of previous alleged breakups since they were never really reported in the media, I have a nice-looking nice idea of the things these two fight about. Hair products. Diet regimens. The fact that’s he’s dating a grandma. Little things that almost always cause a snag in any relationship.

Rumor is he broke up with her. Though neither of their “reps” are talking right now, it’s speculated that it happened after Jen’s European travel promoting Marley & Me.

If you ask me, they shouldn’t break up. There, I’m taking a stand. I say that because they have a lot in common. They’re both annoying. They both suck at what they do. And they both have this misconception that they’re funny. Just because you were on a hit TV sitcom for 10 years where every brilliant bon mot was written for her doesn’t make you a funny person. And neither is having so much free time to make video blogs and invite all of your cool celeb friends and pollute the internet with your junk coz you’re too lazy to make your crap music.

I really hope that this rumor isn’t true. Only for the reason that these 2 should not be allowed back into the dating world. Who knows how many people they’ll inflict their own brand of mad on. So best of luck to the not-so-happy couple. Work it out ya insane kids!

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