Jessica Simpson As A Beer Spokesmodel

Beer and Jessica Simpson.  What else does a boy-friend got to make life worth living?  Well, how about putting Them together and adding some healthy vitamins into the mix, too?  Are we off our rocker?  No we’re not, fantasies do come true, thanks to Dallas’ Stampede Light Plus.  According to the Dallas Morning News:

“She’s the face of the brand now,” said Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede’s president and chief executive, who says sales have more than doubled in the past year.
Stampede’s marketing is focused on its vitamin content, which it describes as “functional additives.”
“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with fine ideas and nice people,” Ms. Simpson said in a statement. “Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.”

See?  if we’re really, really lucky, aside from hot Jessica Simpson beer commercials, maybe we can see her completetly wasted and flashing her whoppers at company-sponsored events!  Cross your fingers, everybody.

But if you don’t wan to wait for that to happen, you can see Jessica Simpson’s wicked mishaps right here on this link!