Jessica Simpson?s Country Career Going To The Dogs?

In case you haven’t heard, Jessica Simpson’s been trying to revive her career by going country.  This chick said this chick’s always been a country gal, despite all these pop albums, and her boyfriend is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, so I guess she feels she’s got the right stuff to reinvent herself as a Nashville star, like Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwood.  Well, things aren’t going as smoothly as this honey planned, I guess, with her last concert getting some horrible reviews from The Niagara Falls review: “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”  The show was also peppered with the kind dumb-blonde Jessica Simpson spiels which made her famous on her reality show.  Things like: “I do pass gas a lot.  I guarantee it smells like roses,” or saying that her guy must be ready for anything her guy must be willing for anything — including the possibility she might be pregnant with an alien.  Holy shit, is she self-destructing in front of our eyes, or what?

The only thing needed to complete this scenario would be shaving her head hairless and then heading off to rehab.  You know who’s done that, don’t you?  Well, let’s check out Jessica Simpson’s hot images instead, to forget this wreck of a concert ever happened.