John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Break Up?

John Mayer reportedly said reporters recently that he was the one who ended the relationship with Jennifer Aniston.  A girl pal of Aniston’s of cuz denied this and put the blame squarely on Mr. Mayer, with Jennifer ramrod the breaking up.  Lots of speculation going on about the whos and the hows and the whys of this break up, folks!  Some people, for example say that Mayer ended it because Aniston is willing, and wants, to have a baby already.  But we’d rather believe the story that John Mayer has got a raging case of unfaithfulness, because it’s way hotter, and really, much more believable.  I mean, how many hawt celeb girlfriends has he gone through in the past few months already?  Sources say he dipped his wick in a cocktailwaitress, promoter’s assistant and a groupie, which was too much for Jennifer, who wanted Mayer’s knob all to herself.

With all the kinky sex the couple was said to be having, it’s nearly a disgrace they have to break up, because with all the wild and eager fucking comes the chance that they’ll eventually turn to making a celeb sex tape just for the hell of it.  But then who knows?  Maybe there’s one out there already and it’s willing to hit the net soon!  I’d be waiting for it on this site, just in case, because they’ve got the naughtiest Jennifer Aniston stuff and more!