Kelly Clarkson does a Jessica Simpson

She’s always been somewhat thick, but lately Kelly Clarkson looks as big as a house. You’d think after getting a recent number 1 song and officially removing herself from possible has-been status this honey’d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly’s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next spoonful of food into her mouth.

She’s admitted on her blog that the image on her single cover has been photoshopped to high heaven, making her barely unrecognizable. Of cuz this honey would be lying if she would claim that this would be the only time her album cover has been digitally altered. Her My December album cover looks stretched to make her appear longer. And Breakaway clearly showed a lack of pores, so that’s been photoshopped as well.

What’s strange about this whole scenario is that Kelly Clarkson has been asked to speak at a Dove Soap seminar on accepting who you are. While I applaud Kelly’s insistence on not shedding a single pound for the sake of her career (however disgusting she may look), it seems a bit hypocritical to spout self-accepting dogma when clearly one works in an industry where image is everything.

So maybe Kelly is content with who she is, but I’ll come out and say it: I’m not! Who in their correct mind would be happy with themselves being broadcast into millions of homes looking like this? There’s gotta be a few things Kelly can do to get a bit more sexiness. Pilates? Yoga? Wii Sport? Everything! Ya gotta really skinny down, Kelly, and do that FHM or Maxim film were all dying to see you do. ‘Cause at the rate you’re going, the only magazine you’ll be posing for is Beef Magazine (yeah, there is such a magazine!)

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