Kim Kardashian gives Heidi Montag advice on Playboy

Having appeared naked as the day she was born (because apparently, this woman was born with a string of pearls), Kim Kardashian knows what it’s like to pose for skin magazine Playboy. She did a pictorial back in 2007 as a ratings booster for her then-brand new reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and true enough a lot of people tuned in to that movie and eventually ensured the success of future seasons of the show. The pictorial did not only boost ratings for the reality program, but the magazine nearly made Kim a superstar sex-symbol post-sex tape. And now, even though she has no sex tape and has a successful (albeit totally irritating) reality show to her credit, Heidi Montag is going to appear in the magazine as well despite early reservations about doing the film. And since Kim and Heidi are such precious friends (yes, I am being sarcastic), Kim was more than happy to give Heidi some advice.

Her words of wisdom to Heidi? “Go for it. I think that now’s the time,  think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.” 31 words from Miss Large Ass herself and Blondie Whore is need to take her lingerie off for a magazine. Kim should become a spiritual guru or something with her powers of persuasion. To convince a self-confessed Jesus Freak to drop trou for a magazine where billions of sexually horny maniacs will jack-off to her is nothing short of attractive. She should be a diplomat too, convince warring states and countries to stop fighting by simply spouting “We are all brothers and sisters and we should all just love each other” and pout while wearing a very low cut dress. George W. Bush would have ended his war in Afghanistan long ago if this man sent, not millions of US soldiers, but Kim Kardashian.

So, we can look forward to seeing Heidi’s plastic rack and surgically enhanced body and face in an upcoming Playboy issue. But according to Heidi, this woman isn’t planning on showing everything. No nipples, no ass, and certainly no cunt. These things are reserved for her husband and God’s eyes only. But I think that it Kim convinces her a bit more, this hottie might even jump from Playboy and do a full-on hardcore sticking-things-in-her-cunt Hustler issue. Who knows, Kim Kardashian might be just that fine. Until then, check out this place to see some nice-looking interesting (read: Hot) pictures of Heidi, Kim, and a bunch of other hot Hollywood celebs.