Lindsay Lohan And Her Lesbian Lover VS. Michael Lohan

Well, we know all approximately how Lindsay Lohan’s family is one big dysfunctional mess, but that doesn’t make it any less riveting when they start airing their impure laundry in public again.  Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, is one big douchebag, as everyone knows.  He’s always looking for some attention and publicity, which I guess makes him an old and gray Spencer Pratt, but a lot less slippery.  Well, recently, he made some statements attacking Lindsay Lohan’s lesbo girlfriend, Samantha Ronson: “I’ve shut up approximately this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ…”

He then went on to accuse Samantha of slipping drinks under the table to Lindsay and hoping that Lindsay realizes who the people using her are.  This stud also attacks his ex-wife Dina for knowing about this and not doing everything.  Well, this man got his 15 minutes of fame again, and then Lindsay and Samantha fired back in their blogs, both of which turn the tables on him and accuse him of being the user, and of being a fame addict.  “This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item,” Lindsay goes on to say in her blog.

And right on cue, Michael Lohan fires back almost immediately, this time saying that he was only reacting to things that his ex-wife was telling him and that Dina Lohan is practically a two-faced bitch who’s just trying to get on Lindsay’s nice side while complaining to him about Samantha backside their backs.  “She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a clip,” this fellow complained. “Who’s out of control?”  Well, now we really see what he’s really concerned about, eh?  Like this mate’s going to see a dime of that.

What’s interesting here though, is that Samantha’s and Lindsay’s blog entries look so alike in the way they’re typed out, like only one person wrote both retorts against Mr. Lohan.  Interesting, huh?  Click this link for more scandals from the Lohan family!