Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen collaborating on music together

Is this another signal of the impending apocalypse? Maybe so, but at least we’ll have one more thing to mock while the world goes down in flames. Paparazzi and blogsphere favorites Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen have been spending a lot of time together — getting tattoos, hanging out — and now all that shared air seems to have given them the supposedly brilliant idea for the two of Them to make an album together.

Okay, let me get this straight. Two girls who can barely sing will attempt to do just that, combine their voices together, record it, and release it into the world? Wouldn’t it be easier for them to just develop a bio-terror weapon to destroy the world with? They can get wet crack juice from Paris Hilton for just that. To consciously create something that will seriously damage the health and well-being of the world’s population is clearly a violation of the Geneva Behave or something, isn’t it? I seriously don’t know what possessed these two nitwits to come up with such an idea. A few hit singles and they automatically think they can provide endless auditory pleasure.

I have a better idea for the 2 of ‘em to collaborate on. They should just do a lesbo porn video together. Really. They should cast some really hot hotties in it, and take turns sticking stuff in each other’s twats. Bananas. Eggplants. The DVD  of I Know Who Killed Me. I even have the perfect title for it. L3: Lindsay, Lily, Lesbians. Vivid can finance it. Rosie O’Donnel can direct. I smell a hit! None of these aspirations of being taken seriously as a musician. They should just make money out of what they do on a regular basis anyway – exposing themselves!

You don’t believe me? Just head on over here and see all the crazy “accidental” exposures these 2 have gone through.