Lindsay Lohan Falls Off The Wagon At A D.C. Club

Hey wait, wasn’t she a regular at the rehab center just a few months ago?  And isn’t Samantha Ronson supposed to be helping her get back on track?  Well, I guess that their recent fight after Samantha Ronson caught her dancing with her ex, Calum Best has taught Ronson that a drunk and inebriated Lindsay Lohan is much easier to control than a fully sober one.  With Lindsay’s recent interview that she wasn’t really a lesbian, just in love with one, there was hope for all the horny guys out there that Lindsay was geting tired of all that rug munching and finally looking for some penis.

With Lindsay and Sam’s deep sapphic kiss here, then I guess we’re going to have to wait a bit longer.  Which is bizarre.  We should be cheering on hot celebrities to have even more lesbian escapades, but with Lindsay we just can’t wait for her to ditch this chick, because Ronson is just so creepy-looking and masculine that there’s just no lesbian heat at all for us when we see them together.  Anyway, here’s Lindsay mixing herself some Vodka and Red Bulls, with her loving partner taking a break from her DJ set now and then to nuzzle her.  Awww… what a sweet couple.  If all this hurts your eyes and you wanna see some hot photographs of Lindsay solo, or with a real man, then just click on this link.  I know I will!