Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini

Oh wow, it’s nubile lesbo Tinseltown celebrity Lindsay Lohan in a bikini!  It’s only right some American star show these Brits who’ve been baring their bodies on the beach how the other side does it.  Being a lesbian, Lindsay can represent ‘the other side’ twice!  But, here’s something that’s totally unnatural and a bit surprising — these bikini pics of Lindsay just won’t turn you on!  No, there’s no Samantha Ronson hovering in the background like a scrawny scarecrow to scare your stiffies with her creepy presence (and don’t forget to give double thanks she’s not here in a bikini too).  Those LiLo pics just aren’t hot, though that may be hard to believe, because Lindsay is just too damn scrawny in these images.  That’s not the body she bared in her naked Marilyn Monroe-inspired pictorial, or in any of her sizzling hawt pictorials in the past.  That bod looks more like it belongs in a Samantha Ronson pictorial.  But before DJ Sam gets all slap-happy at how much influence she has over Lindsay, she’d better think approximately the fact that soon their lesbian sex sessions will be like Ronson making love with herself!  Now if she were as hawt as Pink in her doppelganger sex video, that’d be all correct, but having two Samantha Ronsons in bed is something that even Samantha Ronson probably won’t be able to take.  I mean, I don’t know how Lindsay Lohan can stand having even one in between her legs.

Well, until Lindsay fills up somemore, here’s something to take away those memories of her saggy love muffins.  Just click on it and get off, and hope this New Year’ll have a hotter Lindsay Lohan for us to stroke to!