Lindsay Lohan to spend the rest of her life in a bikini

When you’re a celebrity and your career is in the crapper, there are certain things you can do to still try and keep yourself in the public eye. One, do an low-budget movie where you play either a lesbo or a drug addict or a serial killer (or a combination of those – drug-addicted serial killing lesbian) where you constantly take your lingerie off “for art’s sake”. Another thing you can do is write a tell-all memoir where you dish on every celeb secret you know for the sake of your Hollywood friendships. Then there’s the go-crazy-shave-your-head-cry-in-front-of-your-house-while-the-paparazzi-snap-away tactic that was perfected by a certain pop singer. If none of those options seem at all appealing to you, then do what Lindsay Lohan did this past week. Get photographed in nothing else but a bikini.

Yup, the anorexic, speculated former lesbian is currently vacationing in Maui where she and her family with her are literally stalked by the paps. And not wanting to disappoint, Lindsay is always rocking the two piece. First, she came out to a park where this honey caught some sun in a white swimsuit. Then she went on to do some city strolling in a black bikini behind and some kind of top. Then she hit some falls in a black 2 piece string number. All the while the photogs are just following her every move and capturing every moment for the press. Which we, as celeb-crazy people lap up.

Now, first of all, despite the fact that this hottie’s Lindsay Lohan and can charming much do whatever the fuck she wants, I don’t think that with her current bony-bod state that she should be walking around in a bikini 24/7. She could seriously hurt someone with that bony frame. This babe could impale someone while kneeing ‘em in the groin. This babe could stab someone else with these bony elbows. If everything, she should be as padded and protected as possible when this woman goes out in public. Because with all her legal troubles, I don’t think she should add manslaughter to her growng number of police cases. But as is the point of this entry, photos of Lindsay not wearing a bikini are nowhere to be seen. Funny that huh? So I guess she at long last figured out how to stay in the spotlight without pesky film projects or recording deals or modeling gigs – just go out in a bikini and wait. Soon, the talk will come flitting in after. But if you want to see more than just talk but actual action, head on over to this site and get an eyefull of Hollywood scandals.