Lindsay Lohan?s First Lesbo Lover Reveals All

If you’re all still harboring the illusion that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Samantha Ronson to get some publicity to resuscitate her career after all those rehab stints, then here’s something that may burst your bubble.  Courtenay Semel, socialite lesbian and daughter of Yahoo CEO Terry Semel has spilled the beans to the UK News of The World concerning Lindsay Lohan’s introduction to the ways of Sappho by none other than Courtenay herself.

It seems that Lindsay really does have lesbian tendencies, and they were really brought out when she and Courtenay met at a Malibu summer beach party in 2006.  Illicit lesbo encounters then began between Them, but Lindsay was still fingering guilty about it and afraid of how it would affect her career, so it was a volatile, hidden relationship that they had, until Lindsay met Samantha Ronson.  Ronson used the ol’ ‘wise elder’ routine, and she Obi Wan’d her way into LiLo’s life, until it became a love triangle of sorts, with Courtenay and Samantha visiting Lindsay at rehab at different times.

During this time, Lindsay was reportedly fucking one man after another to keep her cover as a straight hottie, and of cuz doing lots of drugs because of the pressure.  In late 2007, Lindsay and Courtenay moved in together, but Courtenay couldn’t stand all the sleeping around with guys that Lindsay did, so they broke up in the end.  And then a few months later Lindsay and Ronson were out in the open, with Lindsay apparently not hung up on hiding the fact that this beauty’s a rug-munching, muff-diving, big-tittied lesbian wench!

Courtenay Semel is now with bisex reality star Tila Tequila, and Lindsay and Samantha are still going meaty.  But the most important lesson in this story for us is the fact that Lindsay Lohan can still sleep with lots of dudes even though she’s got a lesbian lover in the house with her!  So we’re quietly waiting for her next man-binge and biding our time by checking out Lindsay Lohan’s sexy pictures, here on this website…