Rihanna vs Chris Brown inside the courtroom

No, they weren’t inside the law court at the same time. It is only after Chris Brown left when Rihanna stepped in. Avoiding drama much? I guess so. After anything that Rihanna went through this year–the beating, leaking of naked pics and alleged sextape, the Woody Woodpecker hair (the most painful, I know)–the jury thought Rihanna deserved to get her dignity intact. As if it wasn’t broken enough.

This whole hodge podge of events in Rihanna’s life sends across its significance to the entire world: It’s perfectly okay to beat your girlfriend because you won’t end up in jail. Chris brown plead guilty to beating Rihanna, where he punched and choked her. And the verdict? TMZ reports, “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor… He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault… He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll got to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison. Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

Oh, wow. He doesn’t deserve such harsh torture, does he? How victorious this war ended up for Rihanna! Now this babe get to brag and testify how flawless our justice system is and be absolutely at peace now that her beater can walk free (but if Rihanna’s around, he should stay at least Fifty yards away from her). Oh shit, how many wrongs can you read in this paragraph??

By the way, check out this place here for a complete run through of Rihanna’s tragic year.