Shauna Sand knows people wanna see her melons

It’s been a while since Shauna Sand appeared on the pages of Playboy. So in case you’ve forgotten what her breasties look like (after all, those pages of your copy might be stuck together forever), Shauna decided to have a little fun under the sun with her bosoms out for all to see. This knockout gamely shoves them in the face of an unknown male companion (her latest victim, I presume) even going as far as lying on top of him and attempting to cut off his respiratory system. Or at least that’s what the images looked to me.

True to her famewhore form, Shauna had no qualms about displaying her giant boobage even when she spotted the stalkerazzi snapping absent from some ways off. I discover it hard to believe that this was a secluded place where photographers sneaked around to follow her. In this day and age of Twitter, I’m certain Shauna tipped off the paps about her location. Although, the idea of someone as old as Shauna knowing how to Twitter just tickles my funny bone.

When all is said and done, everyone gets what they want. Shauna got the publicity she so desperately needs to stay relevant in the celebusphere. Bloggers (like me) have something new to bitch approximately and tear apart. The paparazzi got to make some money by selling those pictures. Heck, even that man she’s with (I have this strange thumbing she just grabbed him off the beach and started making out with him) got to know what plastic titties felt like. Although, this being LA, he must’ve felt a few of ‘em by now. So, high-fives for everyone! Once again, the famewhoring capabilities of Shauna Sand entraps us all. When her massive boobies beckon, we are nothing under their power. See more of that famewhore power with these celebs who, whether deliberate or not, we can’t help but follow every move. Check Them out.