Supermodels go topless for Pirelli 2010 Calendar

You see them hanging on the wall of practically every mechanic’s garage (or so the episodes have made us believe). They’re usually grease-covered and a couple of years old. And they almost always look cheap, featuring big-boobed models named Amber, or Tiffany, if they have names at all. I am talking about every sexually potent straight guy’s best friend – the nude calendar. For 365 days they give us pleasure beyond our wildest fantasies. Yet they have always been the subject of ridicule and disgust by most moral (read: prudes) and conservative (read: ugly) people who view it as exploitation and sexualization of the human body. For the past sixty odd years, one company’s calendar has been trying to change the idea of the naked calendar, and it must be working because not only has Oscar winners, athletes, and acclaimed models dropped trou for this calendar, but it has also become one of the most acclaimed and most-awaited collection of images that celebrate the lulu of the female form. I’m talking about The Pirelli Calendar.

For the past years, everyone from Sienna Miller to Sofia Loren to supermodels Kate Moss and Alessandra Ambrosio have been featured. For next year’s salvo, they will feature a bevy of hot supermodel sweethearts including (but not limited to) Ana Beatriz Barros, Rosie Huntington-Whitley, and Miranda Kerr. Yep, the celebrated models of today will be going topless for photographer Terry Richardson who is now my God.Any chap who can convince babes as hot as these to bear their boobs for him has most definitely got the golden touch (imagine how he is at bars!) They’ve already begun shooting the naked and topless calendar pics with a sort of a jungle theme, complete with reptiles, primates, and bugs. So not only will these honeys be nude, they’ll have an assortment of creatures splayed all over their bodies while frolicking in the jungle. God, I hope they brought some neo-sporen.

So expect the calendar to be out some time in October, or maybe even earlier – just in time for your Christmas shopping. I for one wouldn’t mind seeing naked Miranda, Ana, and Rosie stuffed in my stocking. Expect it to be chock full of boobies, asses and babes. Not bad for a company that began selling tires. Definitely something I’d never expect from a company like that. And with it’s reputation for calendars with artistic nudes, along with it’s illustrious history, it apparently is an honor to be picked to appear in the calendar since the talent bum backside the pics is renowned. Everyone from Anni Liebowitz to Bruce Webber has photographed for the calendar. Me personally, I could give a shit approximately the artsy side of it. Bring on the supermodel boobies! Just like the ones you’ll find correct here.