The dress that all the Hollywood skanks are wearing?

If you think you’ve been seeing the same little black costume on all the Hollywood skanks lately, that’s because you’re right. In the past few weeks, Heather Graham, Heidi Montag-Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and now Doutzen Kroes were seen around town sporting a skintight short LBD with cutout holes on the front and back that seems to be preferred by hot celebs. So what exactly is the attraction of this suit that everyone seems to wanna wear this? In a country where it’s nearly taboo to be photographed wearing an outfit worn by someone else for fear of the fixed “Who wore it best” comparisons, those ladies seem to throw caution to the wind and risk being subject to ridicule.

The dress, designed by renowned designer Herve Leger, known for creating form-fitting, can’t-hardly-breathe silhouettes is probably celebrating his latest creation when it has been  worn by four different stars. The Hangover star Heather Graham first wore the costume for a foreign premiere of that film. Shortly after Heidi Montag-Pratt was seen wearing the same outfit. A few days (yeah, DAYS) after, her The Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari attended some Wizard of Oz event wearing the same outfit. And now, Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes has been photographed in the exact same dress. So it truly is a case of deja-deja-deja-deja-vu, ain’t it? How could a costume that looks like it was a bargain basement design from the 1980s have so much appeal?

Well, I guess the answer is simple: skank is the new black. That’s the only explanation I can come up with as to why this dress is so popular. I mean, you could probably see the exact same outfit worn by streetwalkers along Hollywood Boulevard any night of the week. In fact, I’m marvelous sure that’s where Herve himself got inspiration for the dress. It isn’t very form-flaterring, in my opinion looks cheaply-made, and like I said, looks very very skanky. And yet, everyone is wearing it. Mark my words, in a future premiere or red carpet event, expect Sacha Baron Cohen’s creation Bruno to wear this dress. In fact, if this guy is reading this, I dare him to do it. I am sure he would. See more Hollywood celebs in oops moments right here.